A New Dictionary

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Prejudiced people are all alike.
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.
I have my doubts about disbelief.
I always try to do things in chronological order.
A Plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on.
It's Deja Vu all over again.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
When all is said and done, much more is said than done.
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
I can't define irony; but, I know it when I see it.