10. Black highlighter
9. Braille driver's manual
8. Clear correction fluid
7. Fake rhinestones
6. Inflatable dart board
5. Mesh umbrella
4. Motorcycle air conditioner
3. Sugar-coated toothpaste
2. Super-glue Post-It notes
1. The system that allows you to report power failures via the Internet
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Cherrypie said...
The internet reporting would be useful if your computer, say a laptop, ran on batteries.
August 26, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Matthew said...
Haha, did you make them up Briar?
August 28, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Adam Dawson said...
I KNOW that the inflatable dart board exists. One Use Only, I suppose.
August 31, 2009 at 9:00 AM
Matthew said...
Even if your computer did run on batteries, a power failure would stop your modem from working, so it would still be no good.
September 1, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Cherrypie said...
Good point.
September 2, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Matthew said...
Unless you have internet access via mobile. :-D
September 11, 2009 at 7:07 PM