aroint, v.
Begone.
boscage, n.
Mass of trees or shrubs; thicket.
carking, a.
Burdensome, distressful.
divagate, v.
Stray, wander; digress in speech.
eldritch, a.
Weird, hideous, eerie.
foozle, n.
An error, a messed up task; clumsy failure.
gobemouche, n.
Credulous newsmonger; silly and credulous person. Literally 'fly swallower'.
hortative, a.
Tending, serving, to exhort.
inchoate, a.
not yet completed or fully developed; rudimentary. Just begun.
jannock, a.
Honest, fair, straightforward.
kerf, n.
Slit made by cutting with a saw; cut end of felled tree.
lethologica, n.
The inability to remember a word or put your finger on the right word
maugre, prep.
In spite of; notwithstanding.
natation, n.
The act or skill of swimming.
objurgate, v.
To reproach or denounce vehemently, upbraid harshly, berate sharply, chide, scold.
parvenu, n.
Person of obscure origin who has gained wealth or position, upstart.
quire, n.
Four sheets of paper folded to form eight leaves; any collection of leaves one within another in manuscript or book; 24 sheets of writing paper.
rhotacism, n.
excessive use of the sound (r), its misarticulation, or the substitution of another sound for it.
scrannel, a.
Squeaky, feeble, unmelodious.
tergiversate, v.
To change repeatedly one's attitude or opinions with respect to a cause, subject; equivocate. To turn renegade, apostatize, turn one's coat.
ulotrichan, n.
Woolly haired; belonging to a group of people having woolly hair.
verso, n.
A left-hand page of an open book or manuscript.
welkin, n.
The sky, the vault of heaven
Xanthippe, n.
A scolding or ill-tempered wife; shrewish woman.
yegg, n.
Itinerant burglar; safe breaker.
Zingaro, n.
A Gypsy
~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
~ Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
~ Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
~ Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
~ Law of Lines: When you walk IN the grocery store, there's never anyone in the checkout line.
~ Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.
~ Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
~ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
~ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
~ Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
~ Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
~ Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
~ Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
~ Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"
~ Von Fumbles Law: When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket.
~ Yale Law of Destiny: A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside.
~ Sorry Law: Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.
~ Cheney's Second Corollary: When things seem to be going well, you've probably forgotten to do something.
~ Destiny Awaits Law: When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all the instructions.
~ Law of Gravitas: If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem.
~ Einstein's Law of Persistence: Most problems are neither created nor solved, they only change appearances.
~ Principle of Ding-a-ling: If you've run to answer the telephone, you'll pick it up just as the party hangs up on you.
~ Law of Wasteland: If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be at the same time.
~ Law of Campbell's Oops: The probability that you will spill food on your clothes is directly proportional to your need to be clean.
~ The Donking Principle: Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.
~ Law of Fatal Irreversibility: After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later.
~ Law of deLay: Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and no one else in the waiting room -- and if one arrives late, everyone else will have arrived before you.
.... and...
Murphy was an optimist!
I am taking a break from the blogging world over the summer holidays. This virtual disappearance is occurring in order to allow me more time to enjoy the real world.
Uncommon Uses for Bread
Bread's best for sandwiches, but surprise -- it does these 7 things well, too!
Remove scorched taste from rice
Did you leave the rice cooking too long and let it get burned? To get rid of the scorched taste, place a slice of white bread on top of the rice while it's still hot. Replace the pot lid and wait several minutes. When you remove the bread, the burned taste should be gone.
Soften up hard marshmallows
You reach for your bag of marshmallows only to discover that they've gone stale. Put a couple of slices of fresh bread in the bag and seal it shut (you may want to transfer the marsh-mallows to a self-sealing plastic bag). Leave it alone for a couple of days. When you reopen the bag, your marshmallows should taste as good as new.
Absorb vegetable odors
Love cabbage or broccoli, but hate the smell while it's cooking? Try putting a piece of white bread on top of the pot when cooking up a batch of "smelly" vegetables. It will absorb most of the odor.
Soak up grease and stop flare-ups
To paraphrase a famous bear: Only you can prevent grease fires. One of the best ways to prevent a grease flare-up when broiling meat is to place a couple of slices of white bread in your drip pan to absorb the grease. It will also cut down on the amount of smoke produced.
Clean walls and wallpaper
Most kids have a hard time understanding how easily the dirt on their hands can be transferred to walls. But you can remove most dirty or greasy fingerprints from painted walls by rubbing the area with a slice of white bread. Bread does a good job cleaning non-washable wallpaper as well. Just cut off the crusts first to minimize the chance of scratching the paper.
Pick up glass fragments
Picking up the large pieces of a broken glass or dish is usually easy enough, but getting up those tiny slivers can be a real pain (figuratively if not literally). The easiest way to make sure you don't miss any is to press a slice of bread over the area. Just be careful not to prick yourself when you toss the bread into the garbage.
Dust oil paintings
You wouldn't want to try this with an original Renoir, or with any museum-quality painting for that matter, but you can clean off everyday dust and grime that collects on an oil painting by gently rubbing the surface with a piece of white bread.
Here is a story about mathematical deduction that I love, mainly because it is said to be true, and because it had an impact (albeit small) on the outcome of the second world war. It is the story of how a simple statistical formula successfully estimated the number of tanks the enemy was producing, at a time when this could not be directly observed by the allied spy network.
By 1941-42, the allies knew that US and even British tanks had been technically superior to German Panzer tanks in combat, but they were worried about the capabilities of the new marks IV and V. More troubling, they had really very little idea of how many tanks the enemy was capable of producing in a year. Without this information, they were unsure whether any invasion of the continent on the western front could succeed.
One solution was to ask intelligence to guess the number by secretly observing the output of German factories, or by trying to count tanks on the battlefield. Both the British and the Americans tried this, but they found that the estimates returned by intelligence were contradictory and unreliable. Therefore they asked statistical intelligence to see whether the accuracy of the estimates could be improved.
The statisticians had one key piece of information, which was the serial numbers on captured mark V tanks. The statisticians believed that the Germans, being Germans, had logically numbered their tanks in the order in which they were produced. And this deduction turned out to be right. It was enough to enable them to make an estimate of the total number of tanks that had been produced up to any given moment.
The basic idea was that the highest serial number among the captured tanks could be used to calculate the overall total. The German tanks were numbered as follows: 1, 2, 3 ... N, where N was the desired total number of tanks produced. Imagine that they had captured five tanks, with serial numbers 20, 31, 43, 78 and 92. They now had a sample of five, with a maximum serial number of 92. Call the sample size S and the maximum serial number M. After some experimentation with other series, the statisticians reckoned that a good estimator of the number of tanks would probably be provided by the simple equation (M-1)(S+1)/S. In the example given, this translates to (92-1)(5+1)/5, which is equal to 109.2. Therefore the estimate of tanks produced at that time would be 109.
By using this formula, statisticians reportedly estimated that the Germans produced 246 tanks per month between June 1940 and September 1942. At that time, standard intelligence estimates had believed the number was far, far higher, at around 1,400. After the war, the allies captured German production records, showing that the true number of tanks produced in those three years was 245 per month, almost exactly what the statisticians had calculated, and less than one fifth of what standard intelligence had thought likely.
Emboldened, the allies attacked the western front in 1944 and overcame the Panzers on their way to Berlin. And so it was that statisticians won the war - in their own estimation, at any rate.
From The Guardian
Thursday July 20, 2006
A few years ago, an American and a British journalist were discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program. The American asked if Thanksgiving was celebrated in the UK.
"Yes," the British journalist replied, "but we celebrate it on the 6th of September."
"Why then?"
"That's when you chaps left."
