A New Dictionary

It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included:

Of course, there was the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight - Sir Face. Also...

~ Sir Pass – Arthur's best knight of all
~ Sir Port - A great help to all the other knights
~ Sir Culation – A knight who got around a bit - popular at parties
~ Sir Prise – the knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected
~ Sir Vey – a watchful knight
~ Sir Monise – a rather long-winded and droning knight, but a good, moral sort
~ Sir Cuitous - a knight who approached his duties in a roundabout way
~ Sir Pose - a knight who stands by wild predictions
~ Sir Cumflex – a knight with a strange accent
~ Sir Cumvent – the evasive knight
~ Sir Reen – a calm and cheerful knight
~ Sir Spicious – a paranoid knight
~ Sir Real – a vague and insubstantial knight
~ Sir Cumstances – a knight whose fault it never was

Then there were the non identical twins - Winter Solstice and Summer Solstice - the longest and shortest knights.